Terms & Conditions, Non-Existent Warranties & Disclaimers

As you enter the shop, please read the signs.
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Not that sign, that is for my dog, Edgar. I am referring to these signs. Yes, plural. Please read them all.

• You pays your money, you takes your chances.
• Caveat emptor.
• Unless The Queen knows you personally, there is no shipping overseas.
• No layaways, Nada
• Please select carefully. All transactions are final. No returns.
• No repairs. You bought it, you broke it, you live with it, you fix it.
• My world. My rules.

Contact information: Initially, please use the LiveJournal: leave a note in any recent entry or, if you prefer, leave a private message on DoA. Your thoughts and comments are always welcome and are greatly appreciated.

Also, note: my dog is not for sale.

Coming Soon !

" I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty...I've got whozits and whatzits galore...You want thingamabobs?I got twenty" - Ariel, The Little Mermaid
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This site is for all of you who are looking to acquire the more intricate of the Little Cow Harbor treasures. In between planning the exhibitions for 2010 and 2011, I will be gathering up photos of the excess art jewellery and dollie haute couture. I might even decide to post an 'extra' handmade book or two.
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If you've seen it on exhibition, I probably have it. If you've been lusting after it and wish to acquire it, this will be your chance. If you only wish to stare at some very bad pictures of some very beautiful things, well, you are welcome to do that as well.
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Please, peruse to your hearts content. Lurkers and browsers are most welcome.
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Bookmark this site. This is where the ribbon tied shopping bags will get packed ...