As you enter the shop, please read the signs..
Not that sign, that is for my dog, Edgar. I am referring to these signs. Yes, plural. Please read them all.
- You pays your money, you takes your chances.
- Caveat emptor.
- Unless The Queen knows you personally, there is no shipping overseas.
- No layaways, Nada
- Please select carefully. All transactions are final. No returns.
- No repairs. You bought it, you broke it, you live with it, you fix it.
- My world. My rules.
Contact information: Initially, please use the LiveJournal: leave a note in any recent entry or, if you prefer, leave a private message on DoA. Your thoughts and comments are always welcome and are greatly appreciated.
Also, note: my dog is not for sale.
