Did you really think you were going here Mozart when you came in here? That will never happen.
Please wander around and look at the shop. Don't mind me while I get ready to show you the latest batch of corsets. When you are ready, join me for a spot of tea. I will tell you all about them. I will be inviting Lulu in to model hers.
In the meantime, the place needs a bit of straightening. I see that some of the signs are years out of date. I also, completely, totally will ship overseas. Don't mind me! Enjoy yourself.
